and student rights
Monday, October 31, 2005
Sunday, October 30, 2005
From the mouths of babes
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Bark bark bark
Vertigo
So why am I having dizzy spells again? Because 3 days ago I found out that in 1 week I have to come up with more money than some people make in a month. And I will do it!
Friday, October 28, 2005
Boys. Boys. Boys! Use Protection!!
What would you call this? Late life circumcision?
So what kind of macho locker room talk preceded this? "Oh yeah? Well mine is so big I can get a home run!"
Old News. Sulu has an awakening!
Well now, this AP photo just sums it up quite nicely doesn't it!
What say we all break into song?
Click to see Leonard Nimoy sing the Ballad of Bilbo BagginsIf the movie doesn't load you can find it here. And you copyright nimrods ought to be ashamed!
Comparison Shopping
This piece is actually interactive so those of you reading via RSS or ATOM from a news reader may want to go to the blog.
| Nutrition Facts Serving Size: 1 Cup(32g/1.1oz) | A | B |
|---|---|---|
| % Daily Value** | ||
| Calories | 120 | 120 |
| Calories from Fat | 10 | 10 |
| Total Fat 1g* | 2% | 2% |
| Saturated Fat | 0.5g: 3% | 0g: 0% |
| Trans Fat 0g | -- | -- |
| Polyunsaturated Fat 0g | Not listed | -- |
| Monounsaturated Fat 0g | Not listed | -- |
| Cholesterol | 0% | 0% |
| Sodium | 150mg: 6% | 120mg: 5% |
| Potassium | 35mg: 1% | 25mg: 1% |
| Total Carborhydrate 28g | 9% | 8% |
| Dietary Fiber | 1g: 4% | 0g: 0% |
| Sugars 15g | -- | -- |
| Other Carbohydrate 12g | -- | -- |
| Protein 1g | -- | -- |
| Vitamin A | 10% | 15% |
| Vitamin C | 25% | 25% |
| Calcium | 0% | 10% |
| Iron | 25% | 25% |
| Vitamin D | 10% | 10% |
| Thiamin | 25% | 25% |
| Riboflavin | 25% | 25% |
| Niacin | 25% | 25% |
| Vitamin B6 | 25% | 25% |
| Folic Acid/Folate | 25% | 50% |
| Vitamin B12 | 25% | 25% |
| Phosphorus | 2% | 2% |
| Magnesium | Not listed | 2% |
| Zinc | 10% | 25% |
| Ingredients: (listed in order as they appear on the label) |
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| Hide identical percentages | ||
| Which is healthier? | A | B |
My conclusion? They definitely have different tastes but I can't say one tastes better than the other. We buy A so I am certainly more familiar with it. A has a more pleasant smell than B. A has larger, more regular circles than B. B has better packaging than A. Both were equally satisfying as a meal. B gets my recommendation.
No, it's not about beer
Wish Him Well!
Today Arcite's Day turns 3! And with that arcite notes:
This year has seen many blog become cold dark sites in the blogsphere.
And poses the question "Shall we go on?" Pay arcite a visit today and leave a comment to let him know that his writings and photos are too worthy to be sucked into the void of dead blogs.
He seeks merely 5 or more comments as his validation.
Link
Desire to hide
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Miss those great college conversations?
How high?!
So why do I grab myself?
My wife has pointed out that the webcam (as seen in the sidebar to the left) has twice in the past 10 minutes caught me grabbing my crotch. First off, being male that is a perfectly acceptable practice. After we become "self-aware" circa 4-6months old we become obligated to "check our package" frequently for the rest of our lives to ensure that nothing is lost. However I must point out that it is my seat cushion and not my crotch that is being grabbed. I sit on a hard wood chair and have placed a lumpy seat cushion on it that slips throughout the day. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Of course, you have the photographic evidence and are more than welcome to refute my claim.
Costumed Yet?
My town
Bush Tries Censorship To Improve Image
The White House has asked satirical website The Onion to stop using the presidential seal.
"When any official sign or seal is being used inappropriately the party is notified," Duffy said.
But the Onion's editor-in-chief has a different view noting that he has seen the presidential seal in comedy sketchs his whole life.
MSNBC has a live vote to get options on whether or not the Onion should stop using the presidential seal.
Link
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Happy kids
The debts we incur
Of Grasshoppers
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Thru My Eyes, A Funny World
RTB In Hiding
Jack-o-creativity
Of Grasshoppers
Ride the bus today...and stand in respect!
Rosa Parks has passed. Wouldn't it be great today if everyone that could rode a bus today and refused to sit leaving the seat available for Mrs. Parks spirit?
Nearly 50 years ago, Rosa Parks made a simple decision that sparked a revolution. When a white man demanded she give up her seat on a Montgomery, Ala., bus, the then 42-year-old seamstress said no.
...
Mrs. Parks died Monday evening at her home of natural causes, with close friends by her side...
"I am leaving this legacy to all of you ... to bring peace, justice, equality, love and a fulfillment of what our lives should be. Without vision, the people will perish, and without courage and inspiration, dreams will die - the dream of freedom and peace."
Of Grasshoppers
Master: Those who wander aimlessly are not even lost, just completely without direction. At least now you know to be looking for a path. Soon you will have direction.
Monday, October 24, 2005
I need...
When I posted earlier my list of things I need I forgot to list a club passing partner (juggling) for Monday, Oct 31st from 6pm-9pm. You don't have to be good; just willing.
Pick Your Furniture Appropriately
For those of you too bashful to try your furniture out in a real showroom first, Tok & Stok has a virtual answer for you! Warning! Not safe for work! Aw come on! It has to the be number one question whispered in any furniture store.
Good inventions
"LONDON (Reuters) - From a scented patch to boost a woman's sex drive to a bicycle that travels sideways..." Are the two items related? For the creative, yes!
As for that patch, they should make a pillow case version so that the ladies wake up the way the men do. Better than coffee!
Link
Check!
Mark one demon knocked down. Had an outstanding rfp hanging out over my head. She's been put to rest for the moment. I hope it comes through. It would be a fun, classy project! And I'd be busy through the rest of the year.

This has Philip's creativity written all over it!
Warning! Don't go to the link in the picture (orsm.net) unless you want to see t&a and other naked body parts. I would have cropped it out but don't have the luxury of time right now. Too busy watching movie samples and trying to make popups stop.

I need...
- an account/book keeper
- a programmer
- a sales person
- an intern
- a lawyer
- administrative assistant
- a computer technician (A+ certified)
- an angel
- and the money to pay these people
Dear Cathy,
Sunday, October 23, 2005
From the mouths of babes
Wife: "I hang out on the curly side. I don't know about the straight side."
Cathy asks that I clarify the topic of discussion was shampoo and conditioners. Please note that I called her a "babe!"
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Reply to Barry's Bringin' Down the House
I just tried replying to Barry's Bringin' Down the House post and am not sure if he is moderating comments or if haloscan is having hiccups so I'm reposting the comment here:
First satirical conspiracy theory:
Perhaps, just perhaps, such movies are a government sponsored de-sensitization program for things the They fear might come to reality. If you've already seen the Hoover Dam blown to pieces and wash into a crevice that causes a reaction with the fault line and dumps one third of the US into the pacific then when something actually happens it is not the first time people are seeing it albeit real versus fiction.
Don't forget the reason you are seeing a huge influx of war movies and that new Iraq weekly show and other fighting hurrah war movies is that after 9/11 the government contracted Hollywood to make pro war movies.
"Hollywood was ordered by the U.S. government to promote pro-war movies.
Musicians at the Grammys were threatened with blackout if they made any anti-war comments."
see also Operation Hollywood
Now back to reality:
My saddened awakening was before 9/11 when the Taliban destroyed the Buddas. I have always dreamed of travelling the world and seeing its wonders. I am fortunate to have been on the World Trade Center but my kids will never know that thrill. Destroying the Buddas was a reminder that nothing is permanent and that if we want to experience then we need to get out and do it. Remember Clingman's Dome when it was green? I do because my family didn't sit in their home saying "...when we get around to it..." or "...we don't have enough money..." I want my kids to see the wonders of the world before those wonders fall to the hands of man or the forces of nature (will Disney survive Wilma?).
Friday, October 21, 2005
My Knowledge Debunked!
For my prayer post I wanted to cross reference Ring Around the Rosies as a piece written relating to Black Death but I had the gumption to look further than the first link I found and Snopes debunked my believe that Ring Around the Rosies was written about Black Death. My world is shaken!
Outdated Prayer
As a child every night before be I would kneel and say:
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.
As an adult I have a problem with this. I don't think children should be sheltered from such realities as death but to hyperfixate on them night after night in our times is too negative. Perhaps this was once appropriate during times of plagues but today I think there needs to be another variation. Perhaps the stuffed animal Amy is playing with has the answer:
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
May angels watch me through the night
And keep me in their blessed sight. Amen.
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Of Grasshoppers
A blogger returns ... and with great material!
Special Effects - Invisible Skate Boards
Could someone explain to me how they filmed these kids on invisible skateboards? The shadows are perfect. The little clouds of dust imply a board. The only thing I can imagine is that they Chroma key'd the boards and edited them out by hand but if that's the case this is some fine editing!
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
A Winning Ticket!
Yes! I won! I matched 3 number without the powerball so I scored $7. I swear I almost bought the power play which would have made this a $35 ticket. Wahoo!
Buy your ticket
Just incase you haven't heard, the lottery is up to $340,000,000! Draws tonight. I really hope that no one gets it. I'd love to see this break $400 million and I sincerely hope that someone truly deserving gets the money.

Yellow monsters poke above the tree line as they pilliage the earth. Once gone you cannot have it back.
Of Grasshoppers
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Of Grasshoppers
Now that changes the odds
The Wooly Worm Says...

My wife posted this picture of a wooly worm that was crawling around outside our house. It's head is toward the top of the picture. Looks like a mild winter to me.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration explains the wooly worm as a weather predictor.
"...the amount of black on the woolly bear in autumn varies proportionately with the severity of the coming winter..."
"The longer the woolly bear's black bands, the longer, colder, snowier, and more severe the winter will be."
"...every 3rd weekend in October the annual Woolly Worm Festival in Banner Elk, NC. They begin worm their worm races around 10:20 AM..."
Ours was heading west. Now what does that mean?!
















