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<tagline mode="escaped" type="text/html">Forget Reality Television; Forget Ed TV; Forget The Truman Show--try "Reality ME!" The entries below follow me throughout my day. Try on my shoes...

This blog will document my success or failure on handling the daily challenges.

Originally started as an anonymous pessimistic following of a difficult situation (ergo the poorly named cursed-juggler), this writing has turned into a pleasurable medium to inform friends and family and make new friends.</tagline>
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<p>Looks like Mayte Michelle Rodriguez will have something more to draw on for her character's anger. She and Cynthia Watros ("Libby"), both of "<a href="http://www.lost-tv.com/">Lost</a>" fame, were <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10294957">each pulled over for DUI</a>'s 15 minutes apart from one another.</p>
<blockquote>Both failed field sobriety tests and were released Thursday on $500 bail each...<br/>Motorists arrested for operating a vehicle under the influence of an intoxicant automatically have their driver’s licenses revoked. They are given a temporary license that allows them to drive, but under several restrictions.</blockquote>
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<p>Congratulations ladies! <a href="http://www.kurzweilai.net/news/frame.html?main=news_single.html?id%3D5070">Sex is  obsolete</a>.</p>
<blockquote>University of Pennsylvania managed to grow mouse "spermatagonial stem cells" in a dish</blockquote>
<p>That's the stuff that becomes sperm. And the neat thing is they've learned how to alter the genes such that the alterations are passed from generation to generation. In other words now that men aren't necessary (and they really haven't been since the <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2121835/">invention of the <em>massager</em>
</a>), you can guarantee that all offspring are female!</p>
<p>On a side note, treatment for hysteria was <a href="http://www.bupipedream.com/042503/release/r3.htm">first recommended in 1653</a>.</p>
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<content mode="escaped" type="text/html" xml:base="http://cursed-juggler.blogspot.com" xml:space="preserve">&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/41/977/1024/CR102Asmall.jpg'&gt;&lt;img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px; float:left;' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/41/977/320/CR102Asmall.jpg'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Looking for an ergonomically correct mouse pad that may not be politically correct? Look no further! &lt;a href="http://www.chestrest.com/"&gt;Chest Rest&lt;/a&gt; is the product for you!&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' border='0' style='border:0px;padding:0px;background:transparent;' align='absmiddle'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Which of course could be a good complement to your &lt;a href="http://cursed-juggler.blogspot.com/2004/12/good-friend-recommended-that-until-i.html"&gt;Hizamakura lap pillow&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;a href='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/41/977/1024/041215_lappillow_hmed_8a.hmedium.jpg'&gt;&lt;img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/41/977/320/041215_lappillow_hmed_8a.hmedium.jpg'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unless you are a woman, then you have your &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6141895/"&gt;boyfriend pillow&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;a href='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/41/977/1024/040930_boyfriendpillow_hmed.hmedium.jpg'&gt;&lt;img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/41/977/320/040930_boyfriendpillow_hmed.hmedium.jpg'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' border='0' style='border:0px;padding:0px;background:transparent;' align='absmiddle'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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<p>A day or two ago (break into song with me!)<br/>I thought I'd run a light [yellow]<br/>But instead I stopped<br/>And did it just in time.</p>
<p>But a guy in the other lane<br/>Two whole car lengths behind<br/>Pressed down his gas peddle<br/>And ran the red light.</p>
<p>For me the light did change<br/>And I drove the speed limit<br/>Making it to the next light<br/>To have a big surprise.</p>
<p>There sat the other guy!<br/>He risked his life and others.<br/>He caused great distress.<br/>He saved himself no time.</p>
<p>He sped like demon.<br/>He got nowhere real fast.<br/>On top of that he wasted,<br/>He wasted much gas!</p>
<p>He risked his life and others.<br/>He got nowhere real fast.<br/>He wasted much gas.<br/>He saved himself no time....</p>
<p style="margin-top:25px;">This morning I was the lead car at a stop light. The light turned green and the other cars continued to come, and come and I went ahead and accelerated and they came. Had I the gumption I could have driven straight through the pack of cars continuing to blatantly run the red light. Does this mean we need red light cameras. Let me exclaim "Hell no"! This happened at the intersection of Kington Pike where the state troopers office sits. What this means is a state trooper or city officer needs to stand in the grass in front of the state troopers office and flag down and ticket the offenders.</p>
<p style="margin-top:25px;">We live in a cove. It has 7 houses on it but sometimes this cove (a straight stretch and a circle) seems like a speedway. We are off the beaten path but for some reason we are the world's turnaround. Sometimes I park our cars obnoxiously in the street so that the strangers are slowed in their efforts to turn our nearly private street into a dragway. Always seems to help at least for a bit. Blogging Baby points our a much <a href="http://www.bloggingbaby.com/entry/1234000247070441/">more creative solution</a>.</p>
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<issued>2005-12-01T06:44:00-05:00</issued>
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<u>Student</u>: I cannot catch up.<br/>
<u>Master</u>: Start over and you will be caught up today.</div>
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<content mode="escaped" type="text/html" xml:base="http://cursed-juggler.blogspot.com" xml:space="preserve">&lt;div style="float:left;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cctv.tdot.state.tn.us/cctvknox/live/capture26.jpg" align="left" width="294" height="240" title="East of Cherry St at I-40" style="padding:6px;"&gt;&lt;p style="font-size:82%; clear:left; text-align:center; width: 294px;"&gt;East of Cherry St live.&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cctv.tdot.state.tn.us/cctvknox/live/capture25.jpg" align="left" width="294" height="240" title="Chery St at I-40" style="padding:6px;"&gt;&lt;p style="font-size:82%; clear:left; text-align:center; width: 294px;"&gt;Cherry St at I-40 live.&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Traffic Cameras provided by &lt;a href="http://www.tn.gov/tdot/tdotsmartway"&gt;TDOT SmartWay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:82%;"&gt;(per &lt;a href="http://www.tdot.state.tn.us/tdotsmartway/policy.htm"&gt;linking policy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;These are the cameras that you see around town. These are not red light cameras. The red cameras have not been installed yet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=4186090"&gt;A tractor trailor crash&lt;/a&gt; has shut down part of I-40&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The following content reposted from &lt;a href="http://cursed-juggler.blogspot.com/2005/06/knoxville-traffic-cams-available-to.html"&gt;June 22, 2005&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; I'm an observant person. I watched the traffic cams get installed by &lt;acronym title="Tennessee(TN) Department of Transportation"&gt;TDOT&lt;/acronym&gt;. For a long I have intended to call TDOT and ask, &amp;quot;are those cameras available to the public?&amp;quot; Ironically, being a &lt;a href="http://www.sidesigns.com"&gt;web guy&lt;/a&gt;, I never bothered looking online until &lt;a href="http://www.wbir.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=25528"&gt;one of the local news stations&lt;/a&gt; mentioned &lt;a href="http://ww2.tdot.state.tn.us/tsis_org/knox.asp"&gt;the 75 cameras are online&lt;/a&gt; (though by my count I only see 66). Have a look at &lt;a href="http://www.tapt.org/tdot_cameras.htm"&gt;a picture of a TDOT SmartWay camera&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Additional information &lt;a href="http://www.tdot.state.tn.us/tdotsmartway/"&gt;about the TDOT $20 million SmaryWay system&lt;/a&gt; is available including cameras statewide and information about &lt;a href="http://www.tdot.state.tn.us/tdotsmartway/511.htm"&gt;Tennessee 511&lt;/a&gt; a service that provides traffic information from any phone. TDOT is also in &lt;a href="http://www.ci.tuscaloosa.al.us/tdotcam/"&gt;Alabama&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;From the Smartway FAQ: &lt;img src="http://www.tdot.state.tn.us/tdotsmartway/images/smartwaylogo.gif" width="150" height="128" alt="TDOT Smartway" align="right"&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Other benefits include:&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Providing live video to local television stations that is used during their rush hour traffic reports&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Website access to current construction and incident information.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Shorter crash response time by emergency response agencies including TDOT &lt;a href="http://www.tdot.state.tn.us/Chief_Engineer/assistant_engineer_operations/maintenance/HELP/"&gt;HELP&lt;/a&gt; trucks&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Using the system to assist in &lt;a href="http://www.amberalert.gov/"&gt;AMBER ALERTS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Radio reports of current construction and incident information available on the &lt;a href="http://www.blingo.com/search?q=highway+advisory+radio&amp;sourceid=firefox&amp;s=0&amp;s=0"&gt;highway advisory radio&lt;/a&gt; (HAR) system.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Use of the system to complement &lt;a href="http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/"&gt;Homeland Security&lt;/a&gt; evacuation plans&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now when you want to leave the house you can check to see if I-40 is jammed or not!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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<a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/xmaslights.asp">Snopes</a> has updated <a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/xmaslights.asp">the status</a> of <a href="http://cursed-juggler.blogspot.com/2005/11/synchronized-christmas-light-show.html">the Christmas Light Show</a> to "true"!</p>
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<u>Student</u>: I can't beat these odds!<br/>
<u>Master</u>: Change games.</div>
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<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10243378">Kids, vibrating pajamas, and chickens</a>. Add the word "choke" in there and someone's naive good intention is going land people in jail.</p>
<blockquote>But I can prove I never touched ____</blockquote>
<p>All joking aside, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10243378">this is really cool</a> and puts us so much closer to true virtual reality experiences!</p>
<blockquote>Singapore scientists looking for ways to transmit the sense of touch over the Internet have devised a vibration jacket for chickens and are thinking about electronic children's pyjamas for cyberspace hugs.</blockquote>
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<content mode="escaped" type="text/html" xml:base="http://cursed-juggler.blogspot.com" xml:space="preserve">&lt;p&gt;Ok. I took one of &lt;em&gt;those&lt;/em&gt; tests. It was the T&amp;amp;A and Cuteness test. &lt;a href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="document.getElementById('tacresults').style.display='block';"&gt;See results&lt;/a&gt;. Like horoscopes, I think the results of this test could have said most anything and you would nod your head and agree.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="tacresults" style="display:none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cute &amp; Small Boobs&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass,  and 68% Cute! &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/chicken_pot_pie/duff.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear:  you show an attraction to &lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#006600"&gt;smaller breasts&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="red"&gt;larger asses&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, and &lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="blue"&gt;sexier composure&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt; than others who've taken the test.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note that because you scored &lt;b&gt;small on breasts but large on ass size&lt;/b&gt;, it might &lt;i&gt;appear&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more&lt;br /&gt;likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like&lt;br /&gt;big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, my third variable, &lt;b&gt;"cuteness"&lt;/b&gt; is a mostly&lt;br /&gt;objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined&lt;br /&gt;by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial&lt;br /&gt;expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are&lt;br /&gt;either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low,&lt;br /&gt;you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. &lt;i&gt;In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Recommended Celebrity:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;font color="red"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hilary Duff&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat! &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt;  &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span id="comparisonarea"&gt;My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="56"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="94"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;37%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;tit-size&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="59"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="91"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;39%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;ass-size&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="119"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="31"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;79%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;cuteness&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding=20&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15912893200295081418'&gt;The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14541270792735063216'&gt;chicken_pot_pie&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a  href='http://www.okcupid.com'&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;, home of the &lt;a href='http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3'&gt;32-Type Dating Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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<p>This <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/27/AR2005112700687.html">interesting article</a> labels Walmart as "progressive" and good for the poor citing that Walmart's $200 billion-plus assistance to consumers rivals federal programs such as food stamps ($33 billion) and earned-income tax credit ($40 billion).</p>
<blockquote>If critics prevent the firm from opening new branches, they will prevent ordinary families from sharing in those gains. Poor Americans will be chief among the casualties.</blockquote>
<p>Another interesting tidbit is that the "average Wal-Mart customer earns $35,000 a year, compared with $50,000 at Target and $74,000 at Costco."</p>
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<p>Oh the things I wouldn't know if not for blogs! I was looking in on <a href="http://www.drawn.ca/">Drawn!</a> this morning and discovered some interesting tidbits.</p>
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<dd>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/">Flickr</a>] want[s] to assert themselves as a site for sharing photographs, and any accounts that are extensively non-photographic in nature (ie illustrations) will be rendered NIPSA, or Not In Public Site Areas. ...your images will not show up in searches or tag results, and this includes any legitimate photographs in your account as well.</dd>
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<dd>While there are no official press releases yet...</dd>
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<a href="http://drawn.ca/2005/11/24/richard-scarrys-most-politically-correct-word-book-ever/">Richard Scarry Gets PC</a>
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<dd>I'm sure everyone has this book in their house. Now check out the changes from 1980 to 1990.</dd>
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<u>Student</u>: I am not looking forward to today.<br/>
<u>Master</u>: Will you brood over it tomorrow?</div>
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<u>Student</u>: I am dropping my greatest vice cold turkey!<br/>
<u>Master</u>: What's wrong with cold turkey?</div>
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<issued>2005-11-26T21:02:00-05:00</issued>
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<u>Student</u>: Why can't I learn to keep my mouth shut?<br/>
<u>Master</u>: Happiness comes to the man who communicates with his ears.</div>
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<content mode="escaped" type="text/html" xml:base="http://cursed-juggler.blogspot.com" xml:space="preserve">&lt;a href='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/41/977/1024/IMG_4801.jpg'&gt;&lt;img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/41/977/320/IMG_4801.jpg'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amy, 3 years old, was playing with these finger puppets and announced, &amp;quot;it's Star Whores!&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' border='0' style='border:0px;padding:0px;background:transparent;' align='absmiddle'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyone else notice the irony in the manufacturer's choice of colors, politically speaking?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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